My brother told me that I should draw Edgar Allen Poe and H.P. Lovecraft as Pokemon trainers having a pokebattle. I think it turned out to be the most pretty darn adorably awesome fanart I've ever drawn.
I hate to do this, not entirely, but still. I will most likely post the longest comment about this image but it is just so Innsmouthy perfect. I'm busy browsing DeviantArt to try and find Lovecraft/Poe inspirational art for a school project related to horror/science fiction stories in order to make a mini teaching website, while at the same time picking up my game boy to start replaying pokemon... I come across this.. and I sit here in my classroom chair, trying my hardest not to jump out of my chair and do an unearthly jig to this oddity that is beyond reality and sanity itself. To make matters worse, the last pokemon battle I had before coming to class was Swellow vs Tentacruel, so I'm even more filled with glee. Yet, I find myself mesmerized by the concept and can't actually focus on my real task. So my ultimatum, dear artist of the unusual, more sci-fi/author Pokebattles so I can sit here and be distracted more My vote is for King VS Clarke.
After reading Legend of Koizumi that made my comment horrifying Legend of Koizumi battles operate on the life points system, and every time you lose points they shock you until you die And then your body just sits there until the match is over And one person dies when an attack just fucking GOES THROUGH HIM
EDGAR! Edgar, are you OK? OH GOD PLEASE BE GRUB SAUCE PLEASE BE GRUB SAUCE TENTACRUEL YOU MURDEROUS BASTARD
What? What happened? My life points are at 0! How am I still here? I'M SO SORRY For what? I THREW YOUR DEAD BODY INTO A FLOATING GLOWING ORB AND NOW YOU'RE A SPRITE 0_0 meow Shit just got real Fuck thiis